Milkman Days #6: Garrett Cook

Garrett Cook is a freelance editor. He runs bizarro workshops on occasion. He is an editor for the Imperial Youth Review. He is the author of Jimmy Plush: Teddy Bear Detective, Archelon Ranch, Murderland, and Time Pimp. Oh, and he's the two time winner of the annual Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. Boom. Garrett's good for helping you... Continue Reading →


Milkman Days #3: Spike Marlowe

Spike Marlowe is a superhero. Literally, she wears a mask and everything. She's my editor at Eraserhead Press, taking over since Kevin Shamel stepped down. Spike is the author of Placenta of Love, which was part of the 2011/12 NBAS. It's a fantastic bizarre love story, and it is touching and bold and bright. Robot pirates,... Continue Reading →

Milkman Days #1: Kirk Jones

I've got a milk-related announcement to make. Soon. But first, I want to shine some light on a few people who have made everything feel worthwhile. Say hello to Kirk Jones. Kirk is a writer, a teacher, a family man. His first book, Uncle Sam's Carnival of Copulating Inanimals, came out in 2010, as part of... Continue Reading →


Don't buy my book, House Hunter. I've got a whole bunch of them I just want to give away.I'd like to propose a deal: If you buy my new book, Day of the Milkman, today or tomorrow, on Amazon (paperback/kindle, I don't care!) or Book Depository, or wherever you go for books online, I'll mail... Continue Reading →

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